Tuesday, January 6, 2009

You are what you browse

I have this (irrational?) fear that someday after I die I'm going to get to the pearly gates and St. Peter will be sitting there waiting to render judgment upon my soul. But instead of looking at all of my past deeds, he'll have the browsing history of my whole life up on a huge flat screen monitor and he'll go through every sinful, nasty, sick, depraved, immoral website I have ever visited.

But no matter how sordid my past may be, I will be able to look him in the eye and say that I never clicked on the link that advertised the new "hot" Sarah Palin calendar that's for sale. Will you be able to say the same on Judgment Day?

We're a buncha' maverick Vikings!

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