Uh hello, infidels, remember us? Axis of Evil? The ones with the totally awesome videos?
The President of the United States just got called a house slave.
See, Whitefolks, that's what happens when you elect a Black man to be President. Before you know it, the leader of the free world is calling himself a mutt, Italians are joking that he's got a suntan, and terrorists are laughing behind your back. Welcome to the family!
And far be it for me to make light of the threat of Al-Qaeda, but I've been more concerned by the threat of Al-Palin.
Please take that away.
C'mon now, you know I was just playing.
I know, I know. But: yes.
You mad, ain't you? For real. Just admit it. You maaaaaaaaad.